Friday, 15 July 2011

Argentina: marooned in Buenos Aires

We sat in Plaza Dorrego, the heart of San Telmo, where during the weekends tourists watch tango and drink glasses of chopp. We’d been up at dawn to catch our flight to Cordoba, arriving at the airport to find the departure hall congested with a snaking line of motionless people and trolleys. The screens were red: all flights were either delayed or cancelled. The volcano in Chile had spewed forth more ash, choking the skies and grounding the planes.

We waited, drinking overpriced cortados and listening to a keyed-up American ex-pat outline his plans to take a bus cross-country to his wife and children who had fled the eruption to Buenos Aires but were now en route back home ahead of him.

Eventually, our flight was cancelled and we headed back into the city to spend the night before trying to catch another flight the next morning. We found our apartment full, but the staff rang around until they found us a suitable alternative. While we waited, Matt spoke to one of them, Mauro, about rugby. He gave Matt his number and said if we were around over the weekend to call and he would take us to a game.

At our new hotel the receptionist, Carina, rebooked our flights and recommended a nearby parilla for steak and red wine. We have been stunned by how friendly and helpful everyone is - from the hotel staff to the man on the street. Whenever we showed the slightest hesitation or reached for a map, someone was there, offering directions.


Later, with the sun on our faces, we sat in Plaza Dorrego, somewhat self-congratulatory that we’d found the ash cloud’s silver lining. Parrots picked at the inners of large green pods hanging from a neighbouring tree, silken fluff floating to the ground alongside us. A man appeared selling instructional DVDs on the art of Argentine asado. We declined to buy one, but talked him into joining us for a drink.

Mike lives in Buenos Aires, tests snowboards for Head, and produced the barbecue DVD with some friends as a potential business venture. He told us that to survive in Argentina, you need to be very creative, to use your imagination, and to constantly adapt.

He was conducting a little market research by beating the streets of San Telmo peddling his product. A few hours and many beers later, Mike gave us a DVD – gratis – and his contact details and called it a day. We pondered how his debrief with his partners would go: accosted and held hostage, plied with beers and conversation, and not having made a single sale.

We stopped at a stall in a doorway on Defensa where a woman sells antique silk garments. They are so fine and beautiful in pale pinks and oyster whites. She told me all the girls in California love her delicate finds. I tried on a recently procured embroidered cape. She had bought it from a man who was selling his 90-year-old mother’s belongings. She was “a woman of great taste and style”. It is exquisite but I have no idea when I might wear something so beautiful and how I will avoid tearing it or soiling it with red wine.

Each time I emerged from behind the rail (her makeshift dressing room, augmented by her shielding me with a long dress on a hanger), I spotted some other objet du desir and found myself back behind the rail while she told me that she does not cater for fat girls, but of course, she would never tell a fat girl such a thing.

A charming gentleman appeared from the apartment building with a cup of tea. His people were Croatian, from Budapest. Hungary and Croatia both used to be part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and because his grandfather had been a writer of note, Hungary had claimed him as a son. He has an estancia in Cordoba, and gave us his phone number in case we need anything, and his card, printed simply with his name. The shopkeeper, who had taken the cup of tea and who I think must be his entanglement, gave us her number too and spoke wistfully of showing us her home, of us calling should we need anything, a restaurant recommendation, directions.

Buenos Aires is an enchanting city. With the Cordoba and Mendoza legs of our journey aborted by a bilious volcano, we ended up spending a lot longer there than we’d planned.


The first four days had been spent exploring the city relatively thoroughly and typically, visiting the up-market Rocaleta neighbourhood and its famous cemetery, wondering the streets of Palermo Soho and Hollywood with their astonishing number of excellent bars, restaurants, shops and cafes and eating at many of San Telmo’s parillas where huge slabs of beef and vast quantities of malbec are served up.


Flush with four extra days we visited La Boca, home of the Boca Juniors, a neighbourhood filled with brightly painted buildings, stalls and tango dancers. On Saturday, it was Independence Day and the plaza overflowed with drummers, bands and dancers.



We ambled along Defensa on Sunday, as it swelled and pulsed with antique stalls and throngs of people. I bought a heavy colander with brass handles and feet, which we carried down to Puerto Madero, the new city which is being built on a piece of land between the old docks and the River Plate.


We ate seafood linguine and walked past the smoking churrascarias bordering a reserve filled with reeds and birds, overlooking the river that looks like a still silent sea. We rented ancient creaking bicycles and Matt wore the colander as a helmet, looking like a challenged viking and evoking curiosity from a small girl who asks her mother if he is loco.


Now we’re in the Pampas about an hour out of BA, staying on a small estancia, a lifestyle block owned by a porteno couple – an ex-architect who lost his 100-year-old family leather-goods business in the crash, and an ex-psychiatrist who grew wary of occupying the interior world and beat an escape to a farm in the country and the “world of animals”. 


She’s retraining as a sex therapist and dreams of having a radio show. They too, individually, express to us that they have had many phases to their existence in Argentina and that creativity and adaptability are key to one’s survival. They nearly lost the farm, originally a weekend retreat from their city home in the gentile San Isidro suburb, but decided to transform it to cater to paying guests. 


The farm is run by Abierto who lives here with his third wife and his ten children, the youngest of which was born two days ago. El Cencerro is more of a lifestyle block than a working farm, with Shetland ponies, horses, geese, turkeys, chickens, and legions of dogs and their puppies. Each room in the house has an open fire, whitewashed walls, stone floors and comfortable furniture. 


Abierto’s daughters set a table outside for us, with wooden chairs and a white linen tablecloth. We drink cabernet and eat empanadas, followed by bread, salad and chicken that Abierto has cooked on the asado. We finish with dulce de leche ice-cream and toasted nuts with coffee. Matt stretches out on the grass with the dogs and falls asleep in the sun. 





That night, after soaking in the claw-footed cast-iron bath, we sit beside the fire while the multiplying daughters serve up a meal of Eggplant Parmigiana, Veal Milanese, mashed potato with nutmeg, bread, and baby spinach tossed in oil and balsamic. A bottle of malbec disappears and Abierto puts some more logs on the fire. 


There’s mist in the morning, which gradually dissipates under the sun’s glow. Abierto’s son, Miguel, leads us through the paddocks on horseback. My horse lags behind, ignores my kicks, slaps with the bridle and cajoles and sets his own pace, cutting every corner to conserve his patently limited energy. I call him Shortcut.

Patagonia & penguin pitchers

I must procure a penguin. I was reading Chatwin as we landed in Buenos Aires and during his account of his explorations of Patagonia, twice he mentions wine being poured from a penguin. I was intrigued. What could this mean?

As we wandered BA's oldest suburb, San Telmo, we passed the window of a shop selling dated bric a brac and there they were. Two penguin-shaped vessels!

When you think about it, a penguin's shape does lend itself quite nicely to being a pitcher. They are quite thick set, they stand upright, and their beaks form a perfect spout.

Thursday, 14 July 2011

Brazil: the list

Sao Paulo
Pousada Todas As Luas, Itamambuca (BR$130 B&B)
Sushi @ Todas As Luas, excellent sushi and our best-value meal in Brazil (mixed sushi and sashimi plate BR$15)
Pousada Katmandu, Maresias (BR$120 B&B)

Salvador de Bahia
Bahia Surf Camp, Busca Vida  

Rio de Janeiro
Jardim Botanical, Rio de Janeiro (BR$5)
Porcao, all-you-can-eat meat restaurant, various locations (BR$82)

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Brazil Five-O

When we were preparing to leave New Zealand ten years ago, Matt announced to his mum that he intended to visit 50 countries while he was gone. This abstract objective has been the subject of a fair amount of mockery over the years.

As we crossed Morocco with our two best Swindians, Matt reiterated his goal. A barrage of sarcastic ribbing incited him to start compiling a list of progress to date, and after reciting the list only invoked further jibes, Matt told us we were all just jealous.

Since then, in troughs of boredom, I have taken a tally and updated Matt on his progress. As Colombia offered many such lulls, a current tally was taken and I realised that Brazil would bring the total to 50.


There was no standing ovation, gilded trophy or certificate of merit awaiting us there, but the gargantuan country did reward Matt's persistence - endless beaches with great surf, vast quantities of barbecued meat, ice-cold long necks, laid-back friendly people... if Matt designed countries, Brazil would probably be it (though he'd ice his cake by splicing in some alps coated in fresh powder).

Salvador de Bahia & Busca Vida


After the Sao Paulo coast, we flew to Salvador de Bahia, apparently the most African city outside of Africa with some 80% of its population of African descent.


Bahia is famous for its carnival (the biggest on the planet) and we arrived in the middle of San Juan, a celebration of all things rural and yet another excuse to party. The city was in full fiesta mode (I suspect this is its usual state of being) and the historic centre was decorated and full of bands and revellers. The music is difficult to describe. I'd expected pulsing African music but instead it is some sort of weird jangly mash-up of genres with an ADD beat.


In the middle of the first night it started to rain and didn't stop for 24 hours. Time for an exit. We hatched a plan to head north to a surf camp at Busca Vida.


There, we found a German surf fanatic, Danny, who was halfway through a two-week stint. The camp is located smack bang in front of the best break at Busca Vida, a massive 'condominium' development with over 1000 properties.



The camp is fully self-contained so we spent the next seven days splitting our time between Busca Vida and a break about 40 minutes drive north. I had beginner surf lessons and can't say that I came even close to mastering the sport. However, I have acquired a new-found respect for surfers. Waves that look tiny from the beach are like monstrous walls of water bearing down on you when you are in the water (and I was only in the whitewash). I did manage to get upright (briefly) but much to my instructor Bedo's amusement, once I stood up I promptly disembarked, ie, job done.




There is a beautiful lake at the back of Busca Vida where we had a crack with a massive stand-up board. Much more my style and pace.



A steady stream of guests moved through the camp: Danny the earnest German, a Swiss pro-snowboarder and his girlfriend, a couple from Sao Paulo, Swedish Eva who was studying Portuguese in Salvador de Bahia, German Stephanie who was doing a graduate placement in Brasilia and a couple of Swiss guys who were travelling the coast with their boards.



During San Juan everyone lights a big bonfire in their backyard. The night we had ours, some of the many turtle nests on the beach sent forth their young. The ones on our stretch of sand got confused and waddled their way across about 80 metres of sand and grass to the house. Eva was more than happy to help them back down to the shore.


Rio de Janeiro & Macumba

Our descent into Rio was not what postcards are made of. A sullen sky hung low over a steel ocean. A taxi driver met us in the arrivals area holding a sign with our names on it. She wore a dirty beige synthetic suit at least a size too small and had greasy hair and a limp.

We passed a quiet afternoon in Santa Teresa, an older hillside suburb with large dilapidated houses and an open-sided wooden tram.

The next morning the sun was out and we visited the Jardim Botanical. I've seen the botanical gardens in countless magazines, it's a popular location for fashion shoots, and I was eager to see the arcade of towering palms.



Ipanema is a surprisingly beautiful beach with wild waves and fine sand, backed by high-rise buildings. The rocky outcrop to the south is covered in makeshift houses - the favelas must have some of the best views in the city. We met two middle-aged women who are very drunk having spent the day at the beach drinking caipirinhas. One told us she's a designer who works with indigenous people, conceiving handicrafts, and was about to leave for Cape Verde.



We watched the sun set and when we arrived back at our hotel the lounge was filled with people as a band performed Sinatra and Fitzgerald by candlelight.


Also worthy of a mention is Porcao, an all-you-can-eat meat restaurant. The concept is simple: a salad and seafood bar (with sashimi, sushi, prawns, salmon, cheeses and salads), and a steady stream of waiters serving barbecued pork, chicken, sausages, lamb and beef. Diners are given a piece of card, one side is red and says "Nao" (ie, enough), and the other is green and says "Sim" (ie, bring it on). In most all-you-can-eat joints the emphasis is on quantity rather than quality, but Porcao serves top-notch ingredients, cooked to perfection. A dizzying array of meat landed on our table, from skewers of tender lamb cutlets, through chateaubriand steak, to a trolley load of Flinstone-esque beef ribs. Matt could not have been happier.


Our last few days in Brazil were spent south of Rio at Macumba, a surf beach named after the religion practiced on a large rock dividing the bay. We found the rock littered with ritual detritus - feathers, chicken feet and a goat's hoof.

We met an assortment of guests at the surf camp, run by a kiwi and her Brazillian husband. There was Christopher, a German with an affected British accent who was educated in England, has a graduate placement at a major financial house, spends his weekends at Boujis and vaguely resembles Jude Law. He told me that most women point out the resemblance immediately before attempting to "shag" him.

Then there was Nicola, who is from Cambridge, had just finished her degree, was several days into a solo trip through South America and who spent a considerable amount of time shaking her head at Christopher. There was a pair of Dutch graduates who were drinking their way through the continent and Ali, an instantly likable Brazilian surf instructor from Pipa, Rio Grande do Norte, Brazil's northernmost province.

We took a taxi with Ali and her 18-year-old surf-addicted friend from north of Rio, Raquel, to the next beach, Prainha. There are so many great surfers in Brazil and, unusually, many of them are women. Ali, sparking with energy, spent the morning practicing capoeira on the beach before hitting the water.

Unable to find a taxi back in the afternoon, we started the walk, with Ali assuring us someone would stop and give us a ride. Sure enough, a large truck slowed down and we jumped into the back, joining a beach vendor who had been selling cookies all day. Ali was ecstatic, yelling, thumping the cab and waving triumphantly to the cars behind us.

On our last night we walked through the favela to the town square, where some sort of festival was in full swing. We ate barbecue and drank caipirinhas accompanied by a band doing covers of Black Eyed Peas (complete with Will I Am's doppelganger), Justin Bieber and Ricky Martin.

Baby, it was a good, good night and the end of a great, great trip to - un! dos! tres! - numero cinquenta.

Argentina: the list

Hotels
Piedras Suites, San Telmo, modern loft apartment with 2 bathrooms, 1 bedroom, kitchen, dining & lounge, can sleep three people (includes fold-out couch) (US$90 including taxes)
Gurda Boutique Hotel, San Telmo, beautiful old-school boutique hotel with large rooms, high ceilings and period features (US$120 B&B including taxes)
Estancia El Cencerro, small estancia an hour from BA in the Pampas, just three guest rooms, all en suite with fire place and claw foot bath (US$130pp accommodation, meals and activities (horse-riding, etc))
La Constancia, this is the one we didn't make it to due to the ash cloud but looks utterly gorgeous, in the mountains three hours from Cordoba (US$290 per couple, accommodation, meals, non-alcoholic beverages and activities)
Mira Vida Soho, Palermo Soho, small boutique hotel with wine bar in great location in Soho (US$146 B&B including taxes)

Restaurants
San Juan Cafe, San Telmo, Spanish-style casual restaurant
Caresas Restaurant, San Telmo (AR$45 menu del dia, two courses with drink and coffee)
Gan Parilla del Plato, parilla, San Telmo
1880, parilla, San Telmo
La Brigada, parilla, San Telmo
Bar 6, Palermo Soho